Tag: how to gain more twitter followers
One of my readers sent me this article and I cracked up laughing after I finished it lol.
Here it is, enjoy.
I’ve always wanted to write a douchey article teaching people how to get more Twitter followers.
The only problem was, I had none.
But now that I have a few, I can drive my doucheyness right up your grill.
In 7 simple ways, I’m going to show you how you can get more people interested in your horrible life.
It worked for me.
1. If You Don’t Lie, We’re Stuck With Reading About Your Actual Life.
Everybody hates these tweets:
Ugh. So tired this morning. Need my coffee!!!!
Work’s almost done! Can’t wait to get out of here.
Your life is so pedestrian, reading your own tweets should shame you back to Friendster.
Lie to us.
Oh man! Just woke up next to an unconscious hooker. Ha! Is there any other kind?
Isn’t it weird that no matter how many times you commit manslaughter it feels like your first?
Bitchslapping a basset hound!
Click here for the other 6 tips lol. Number 2 is amazing haha, it’s titled: “Be Helpful, But Only To Hot Chicks”.